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The Art of Aging Out

The Art of Aging Out

Another birthday not remembered. It’s not that I forgot the 411 about my birthday. It’s that I don’t remember the day I exited her womb. Yet I was raised to celebrate this unremembered event. After all, this is the day when my life really began. At least that’s what...
Knock. Knock.

Knock. Knock.

Knock. Knock. I open the door. A man shares that he’s arrived to bush hog my grounds. I tell him he must have the wrong address. But he tells me my property is the one just beyond the cemetery. I do not tell him my previous property 2,000 miles away was also the one...
Date Night with Me, Myself & I

Date Night with Me, Myself & I

I walk into The Land & Water. A bartender tells me to sit anywhere I like. I ask the waitress her name. “Kayla,” she says. “Look, I’m going to make this really easy. Water with no ice and 10-piece sashimi,” I say. She verifies my lack of allergies and departs.  I...
Unpopular Thought Parade

Unpopular Thought Parade

I sneak food into movie theaters. Hard candy. Gummy. Donuts not excluded.  One quarter dozen thus far. Real deal smuggling operations on the rise. Bottles of water in backpockets. Nuts. Some of you may unsubscribe to my blog because of this new storyline. Because I’ve...
It’s Pretty Funny, I’m Scared

It’s Pretty Funny, I’m Scared

I’m scared to do this. But I’m still doing it. With this in mind, I am changing my blog name. Again. It’s pretty funny. Because I debated not changing due to what people would think and say. “David is so indecisive.” “Can’t DV stick with anything?” “Mr. Villalva...

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